Little Green Toad

A little green toad was very unhappy as he was perfect in every way but one and that one imperfection was ruining his life. He had a yellow dick. All the other toad's in the pond made fun of him and called him names. They laughed and pointed at his little yellow dick. He went to the Swamp Witch for help. He told her his problem, and said, "Can you make my dick green, like everybody else's?" The Swamp Witch said, " I can make it longer! I can make it shorter! I can make it fatter! I can make it thinner! But, I cannot change the color! For that you have to go to the Wizard!" So, he went off to see the Great Wizard. Now lived a lizard in the same area and he was perfect in every way except he was pink. He went thru the same terrible treatment with his peers that the little toad suffered. So, he went to the Swamp Witch. When he told her he wanted to be the same color as all other lizards like him. She said, "I can make you taller! I can Make you shorter! I can make you thinner! I can make you fatter! But, I can't change your color! To change your color you must see the Great Wizard!" With that advice, he asked her how to find the Great Wizard and she said, "Follow the yellow dick toad!"